I found a couple of AUs long ago in the incredible world of the internet and now that I got to my computer I'll be posting these lol sorry for the spam
“I’m getting my very first tattoo and I look nothing like your regular customers and when you walk in I’m flipping through your art work. You think I’m lost and when you try to ask if I am I jump in surprise and push a piece of paper at you saying I want the drawing all down my side. Now I’m flustered and embarrassed and you’re my very attractive tattoo artist and whAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO STRIP IN FRONT OF YOU” AU
We all know which one is the tattoo artist right